We take a chance every time we board the subway. One time I got a full magic show complete with two human assistants and six non-human ones! Besides that, most of the crazy people I see just weird me out. Have you seen any of these people?
1. This guy just trying to blend in
Don’t even pretend that you would not wear this around your apartment.
2. This guy looking for a quick nap
The kindness of strangers never ceases to amaze me.
3. This lady just trying to hold on
Well, that’s one way to do it.
4. This girl who spends too much time on Pinterest
What is she even trying to accomplish here?
5. This diva who is definitely not just doing this for publicity
She looks totally natural, don’t you think?
6. This gender non-conforming cast of Madeline
Our childhood relived in an absolutely terrifying way.
7. This woman who likely has zero friends
I just can’t look away!
8. This woman who is just trying to stay dry
There is a 73% chance of crazy on the R train today. Please plan accordingly.
9. This Broadway reject
“Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider can.”
10. This rabbit and his trusted handler
Who runs this relationship? Don’t answer that.
11. This morning commuter and his porridge
I would like to call for a citizens arrest. Is that still a thing?
12. This shark who just wants to have a good time
How did you afford a Red Bull in this economy?
13. This American sweetheart
Is she using Tide To-Go on her face? #visionary
14. These new friends
.Vomit.
15. This fashion icon
Andre 3000, is that you?!
